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sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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(via tastefullydelicious)

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

(via moderatelyinterestingweirdo)

he-was-number-wan:

Chowder is old enough to be on Boomerang guess it’s time to join AARP and replace everything in my diet with prunes

"I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it."

- A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one. (via mukoros)

(Source: insensiblenothingness, via moderatelyinterestingweirdo)

tormentedfantasy:

caleia:

sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like

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to tell or not to tell

This is me on so many levels.

(Source: riveille, via justcallmefin)

(Source: best-of-memes, via moderatelyinterestingweirdo)

breelandwalker:

NORWEGIAN

FOREST

CATS

VIKING

KITTAHS

(Source: megtroid, via moderatelyinterestingweirdo)

zamagi:

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(via justcallmefin)

meladoodle:

the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash

(Source: meladoodle, via kimtai2)

feanorr:

plot twist: humanity learns from its history

(Source: tothless, via ooh-mr-spock)

carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

(via justcallmefin)

off-london:

relationship goals

(Source: fckyeahtimmy, via sweeetsourloveee)