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legfruit:

Relationship level 1: awkward flirting

Relationship level 2: getting naked

Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”

(Source: kuxco, via sailorscooby)

sonicpinballparty:

mcbushpig:

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

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(Source: 1vm, via canpru)

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

(via daddywhorebucks)

tokomon:

"Douse yourself in water and repent!" 1995 // 2014

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]
sluttyoliveoil:

a legend

roboboners:

sailor moon pet peeve: “why is there no sailor earth?”

because mamoru is the prince of earth. mamoru is the guardian of earth. mamoru, aka tuxedo mask, is the hero of earth, which is why there is no sailor earth. that place has been taken by tuxedo mask. i am hoping that speaking like mojo jojo will get my point across better

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chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via sailorscooby)

predecessors:

Commuters in New York read the news of President Kennedy’s assassination. November 1963.
grawly:

I sincerely feel ill.

yall:

THE REASON WOMEN DIDNT PAY FOR THEIR MEALS WAS BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T ALLOWED TO HAVE BANK ACCOUNTS AND WHEN WOMEN EARN THE SAME AS MEN THIS FORM OF “CHIVALRY” WILL MOST LIKELY END AS MANY COUPLES ALREADY SPLIT THE BILL OKAY CAN PEOPLE STOP USING THIS IN A DISCUSSION OF EQUALITY AND IM SORRY FOR CAPS LOCKS I WANTED TO STOP BUT IT WAS TOO LATE

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